Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Listen up, buttercup. The joke plays on the double meaning of "daddy." On one hand, it means father. On the other hand, it's slang for a hot, older dude. Orphans don't have fathers, so they have "nobody to call daddy," geddit? You probably don't since you are the type of person who thinks that using a bidet is "doing dishes in the toilet."