Parenting Fail

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Dad: Uh, yeah!

Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!

Parents: Sex!

Son: What?

Parents: Look, you can spectate!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a kid walking in on his parents doing the deed. When he asks what's up, they casually invite him to watch. I know, right? You probably think 'spectate' means putting on glasses. No, it means to watch. Now go back to your cartoons.

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