Relationship jokes
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
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What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I miss my wife, Tails.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.