Relationship jokes

Why is the orphan cold?

'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

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I miss my wife, Tails.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?

A family photo.