Relationship jokes

Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

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Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

I miss my wife, Tails.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Two sticks only make a fire.

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

What song does an orphan hate?

"We Are Family."

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.