What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Tofu vs. Dildo
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. Tofu is food for soy-boys and dildos are toys for lonely women. Neither is real meat, which makes them substitutes, get it? You probably don't, because you're reading this.
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That's fucking disgusting.
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