Relationship jokes

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.

Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.

This dick ain't gon to suck itself.

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What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

Why is the orphan cold?

'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I miss my wife, Tails.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.