Relationship jokes
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Memes
when you find out your best friend is gay
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
Two sticks only make a fire.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that, you kill an innocent baby.”
The next day, his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.