Relationship jokes

Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.

Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?

A family photo.

How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.

Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.

What do people have that orphans don't? A family.

Me: Mom, we made a cake.

Bully: Guess what?

Me: What?

Bully: Nobody cares!

Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!

I miss my wife, Tails.

What did the feather say to his wife?

You light my day.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

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I'm Joe Biden's husband.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!