Relationship jokes

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

Your mom gay.

Ur mum gay, lul.

My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!

There is a man and a woman on a date.

The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

What am I doing?

Your mom.

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.

Guess who likes vegetables now?

My mum.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.