Relationship jokes
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.