when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
