Tinder jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?