Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Relationship Jokes
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Your mom.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
