Relationship jokes
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Mom!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
No one has my back like my dad.