Relationship jokes
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Mom!
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Memes
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Mom!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
"Princess, let's talk!"
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Where's your mom at?
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.