Light switch jokes
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.