Light switch jokes

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.

I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.