Light switch jokes
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.