Outlaw jokes
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Community talk
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more