
Outlaw jokes
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Them, losers.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more