Outlaw jokes
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Them, losers.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Community talk
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi… Read more