Relationship jokes
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Your mum!
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.