Relationship jokes
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Yo mama joke.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.