Relationship jokes

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

"Poo heads."

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.