Relationship jokes
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
I'll really mist ya.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Memes
Me and Who?
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Mom! (DYM 3)
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Mom!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Mom!
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉