Relationship jokes
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Your love life.