Relationship jokes

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What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I love Bubba girls and yea.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.