Relationship jokes
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.