Relationship jokes
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Memes
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Your love life.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."