I love Mekhi!
Relationship Jokes
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Just ask your dad.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I found your parent!
I'll really mist ya.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Where's your mom at?
