Relationship jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
you forgot something
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.