Relationship

Relationship jokes

Incest

    • Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

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    • Randy

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

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    • Mother

    • Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

    I really hit the mother lode with you!

    Relationship memes

    Incest

    • My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

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    • Son

    • Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

    I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

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    • Sister

    • Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

    Comparison

    • Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

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    • Rizz

    • I just want to say this...

    You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

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