Relationship jokes
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I found your parent!
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Just ask your dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭