Relationship jokes
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To slide into your mom's bed.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
“In yo mama.”
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.