Relationship jokes
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Your mom.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.