Relationship jokes
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Yo mama joke.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Memes
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
I want to cream, rn.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.