I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
