Deez jokes
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
lol again
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
"DEEZ NUTS"
Deez nuts!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Deez nutz!
DEEZ NUTS!