Deez jokes

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Isac, I suck deez nuts!

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

"DEEZ NUTS"

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?