Deez jokes
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
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Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.