Deez

Deez Jokes

Pokemon

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

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  • Nut

    I bought a guh on the weekend.

    (what's a guh?)

    GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

    Ball

    Segma says, "32!"

    Ligma Says, "And?"

    Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

    Nut

    I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

    Nut

    "Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

    Nut

    Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

    Nut

    Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

    No, why?

    Boy are deez nuts so big.

    Sawcon

    Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

    SawCon deez nutz!

    Nut

    Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

    Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

    Nut

    Do you know Wildee?

    What's that?

    Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?