Deez Jokes

have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy

rhydon deez nuts

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

deez nutz got emm

Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?

Sawcon deez nutz

hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? 😂😂😂😂😂

me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth

Do you ate chef boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big

me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth