Deez

Deez Jokes

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! πŸ₯œ πŸ”© 🌰

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Me: What's the fifth month of the year?

Friend: May.

Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?