Deez jokes

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

Segma says, "32!"

Ligma Says, "And?"

Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Isac, I suck deez nuts!

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

"DEEZ NUTS"

Joe Biden deez nuts.

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?