Relationship jokes
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Me when my friends start flirting with each other
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Me and the boys are cool.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"