Relationship jokes
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
My friend Harry.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Your mom is hot.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
You're more uglier.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!