What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
If I had a coin for every time someone said "If I had a coin" I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
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So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
