Relationship Jokes

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

why did the emo break up with her boyfriend

he didnt wanna hang out.

Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny

Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help

I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter

I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."