Relationship jokes
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.