Relationship jokes
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Willy Wonka meme
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.