Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Listen here, lil' buddy, this one's about a girl and a dude named Bryce. She's fussin' at him 'cause he's runnin' his mouth sayin' something is only 3 inches when it's really 9. And, well, she's a girl, so it's gotta be about somethin' else. Based bear out!