Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Absent Dad
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dad who nopes out on his kid. The dad says "I'm Leaving You" like it's his name. Get it? He never comes back! You probably think that's OK, you wouldn't know what a father figure is anyway, would you?
Scott
This isn't a joke, this is just accurate...