Relationship jokes

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mother!

Mother who?

It's your mother.

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

I'll give you an A because you're awesome.

B because you're beautiful.

A C because you're caring.

And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?

Father's Day.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

I have fun with my friends.

I love friends.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.