Relationship jokes
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Are there support groups for men?
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
I bet you like men!
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"