Relationship jokes

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

I love you, Hebrew John.

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.

My family.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I sit because I can't stand you.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.

Ur mom gay.

My brothers kept annoying me.

I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

It was an empty threat—right after I was done.

Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

Your dad must be a mailman.