Relationship jokes

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?

Father's Day.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

I have fun with my friends.

I love friends.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.

I love you, Hebrew John.

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.

My family.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I sit because I can't stand you.