Relationship jokes

Kid: Which were me, are your parents?

Orphan: What are parents?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Me: You have terrible jokes.

Mum: Shows me a mirror.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Ur mom gay.

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday. Let's just say I quit my job as a butcher.

My family.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Your dad must be a mailman.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.