I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Relationship Jokes
Your dad must be a mailman.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
I love friends.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
I have fun with my friends.
I love you, Hebrew John.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
