I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Marriage License Expiration
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The guy thought his wife was getting all emotional about their marriage, but jokes on him! She was just checkin' if their marriage was still valid. Like it's some kinda yogurt, LOL. Face it, you probably don't even HAVE a wife, you sad sack!