Relationship jokes

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

I am Mario's brother.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"