Relationship jokes
You're more uglier.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Memes
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)