Relationship jokes

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

What relationship status fits an orphan?

Single.

What do you call a dad without a dad joke?

Dead.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

You're more uglier.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?

Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.

Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Urmom.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.