Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Children and Meat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is saying kids and meat are alike 'cause at first, you're like, "Ew, no way am I gonna spank either of those things!" But then, BAM! You start enjoying it. Like you enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror. This is not normal, by the way.
Anonymousr
You can lead a Spankster to knowledge, but, you can’t make them think!