Relationship jokes
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
My mom is gay.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"