Relationship jokes
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Your mom.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.