"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Beard Connection
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that someone's beard connects (meaning it's a full beard), and the other person insults them by saying their connection to their dad is worse than their beard connection. It's like saying, "Your dad doesn't love you." Bet you didn't know that about 40% of children in the US don't live with their biological father. Ouch!