Relationship jokes

One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"

"Incest."

Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.

My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

My ex.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

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