Relationship jokes
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.