Adopted Treasure

Listen up, buttercup. This dude's parents yeeted themselves out of his life, but instead of crying into his sippy cup, he's all like, "Score! New parents, new me!" It's like finding a slightly used but still rad toy at a garage sale. Now, I know you're probably still trying to figure out how to tie your shoes, but even you can understand that turning a bad situation into a win is pretty baller. Keep trying!