My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying the dude's wife is SO fat that getting on top of her is like climbing a mountain. He needed a ladder, his ears popped from the altitude, and he needed Sherpas (mountain guides) to get down. It's a fat joke, plain and simple. And you thought it was astrophysics?