Mom's Hotdog Habit

For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" implies the mom is doing something sexual with hotdogs. The punchline is the question, which is like, "Why is my mom doing this?!" It's supposed to be awkward and uncomfortable. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?

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