At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Ice Cream Alibi
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a dude at a party who keeps sneaking back for ice cream and cake. His wife calls him out on it, but he's all like, "Nah, I'm telling everyone it's for *you*!" It's funny because he's being sneaky and blaming his wife for his own sweet tooth. You probably do the same thing with cookies, don't you?