Relationship jokes
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
GF be like...
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Your mom.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
I am Mario's brother.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.