Relationship jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Are there support groups for men?
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.