Relationship jokes

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can finally get love.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.