Relationship jokes

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your Boyfriend.

Your Boyfriend who?

Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

freshfry, we need to talk now...

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.