Relationship jokes
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
I love you, Hebrew John.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Your dad must be a mailman.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?