Relationship jokes
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Memes
ky you def like her
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Ur adopted.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Why woman?