Relationship jokes
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
That do be me though
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
I have a girlfriend.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.