Relationship jokes
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Memes
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
My name says it all.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
You know the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"?
Great phrase, bad way to find out you're adopted!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!