Next in Line

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that the grandma thinks our comedian is next to get married. But BAM! Our comedian throws it back at her, saying she's next... to have a funeral for her dead husband. Get it? It's funny 'cause someone's gonna die! You probably go to funerals to get marriage advice.

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