Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Cellphone Reminder
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the girl is telling her ex that he reminds her of a cellphone. Why? Because he's about to kick the bucket! It's like saying he's old and useless, just like your brain!
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DailyMailBrexiteer
See women kill men, all women are bad that's why I turn to a mtf to please men and be their whore