A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a guy trying to get free Starbucks by making the cashier laugh. He tells a sad story about a boy named Timmy to try and get a reaction, but then reveals that he IS Timmy at the end for a cheap laugh. It's not funny, it's just sad and awkward. You probably don't even know what Starbucks is.