Humping Dog Solution

Okay, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! The "joke" is a morbidly twisted take on how to stop a dog from humping your leg. Instead of, like, training the dog or pushing it away, the joke suggests a disgusting and shocking act to assert dominance, which is super messed up. You're probably the type who high-fives a brick wall, so I hope that clears things up for ya.