I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a person who made a bet with their grandpa about who would die first. The grandpa took the bet seriously and, well, kicked the bucket right after drinking his coffee. It's morbid, see, because it's about death, but it's also funny because who bets on when they're gonna die? Sheesh, you probably bet on whether or not you'll remember to breathe next, ya dingus.