My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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