Relationship jokes
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
“In yo mama.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.