Relationship jokes
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"