Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Relationship Jokes
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Your mom.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
