Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
A man goes to a doctor and says he's having problems shitting, so the doctor gives him an enema and says he needs to do it a few times at home, but does the first one for him. So the guy bends over the table, lubes him up, and shoves it deep in him, and he yells.
So later, the man goes home and tells his wife he needs her help with the enema. So he bends over, she lubes him up, puts a hand on his shoulder, and she shoves it up there, and he starts screaming and cussing, and the wife asks, "Did I hurt you?" He said, "No, I just realized when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Just cum.
Official orgasm donor.
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama joke.
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
