Missing Wife Tails

Alright listen up buttercup, so the joke here is that the person is saying that he misses his wife. But he says "Tails" as in, the Sonic the Hedgehog character. You probably don't know who Sonic is because you're not very smart but you probably should. If you don't know who he is, you should probably Google it, but you probably don't even know how to Google things.