Relationship jokes
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."