Relationship jokes
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
I miss my wife, Tails.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.