Red jokes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.