When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, dummy. The cashier told the dude to hold the lottery ticket correctly. But, the dude, being not so bright, thought she meant the red dot (bindi) on her forehead, which some Indian women wear. So, he ripped it off! Can you believe how dense some people are? It's like they've never seen anything beyond their own noses.
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