What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Red hot 🥵
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
why did the red sox lose
they say boo colorado rockies .
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.
what has 2 legs and is red all over
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs